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Play the Guitar in 5 Days? What's the Catch?

Jan 06, 2026
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It was a Wednesday morning and I had just finished a Discovery Call with a future student when I got a text message from someone:

"play the guitar in 5 days??? what's the catch???" 

No catch I texted. 

You'll literally be playing the guitar... not learning to play... playing the guitar in 5 days. 

He wanted to know how that was possible. 

I invited him to my Closet Rockstars Mini Challenge - a 5 Day, One-on-One, Challenge where I teach Life's 3 Most Essential Songs. 

At the end of the challenge? 

A totally different player.

Soaring on the guitar. 

"But how?" You ask. 

Come and see! 

Pick up the guitar with me for 5 days and let's get you jamming!

"Sounds expensive, how much does it cost?"

Glad you asked! 

If you want to be like my student in this story and get one-on-one attention then it'll cost $997 for the 5 Day Mini Challenge (which includes me overnighting you a FREE guitar btw!)

But if you want to be a fly on the wall and watch me coach someone else one-on-one, giving you all the same content, you can grab a Spectator Seat in my next Mini Challenge for just $97! 

What!? 

Learn Life's 3 Most Essential Songs on the guitar... and be on your way to playing the guitar for a lifetime all for under 100 bucks???

Yep! 

So if you want to be jamming in January simply reply to this email with the Subject Line: "Save Me A Seat" and you'll be placed on my short list of Spectator Seats available this month. 

And if you want my full attention and coaching one-on-one in the Closet Rockstars Mini Challenge then go Here & Sign Up Now! 

Let's make 2026 different guys.

A year with you and a guitar in your hands. 

Jam soon,

JB

 

 

 

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